Ask me anything

Hi, I'm Jose
I'm 21 years old
and fuck everyone.

gentlemanbones:

zeldasboyfriend:

me flirting

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You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man

(via mogatrat)

21 hours ago
22,927 notes

“That’s why I did it, honey. I just couldn’t watch you suffer. No… That’s not true… You also said that you didn’t want to die. The truth is… I hated you. I wanted you out of the way. I wanted my life back…”

(Source: rachniqueen)

1 day ago
135 notes

lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

(via asmurfcalledlauren)

1 day ago
18,186 notes

thequeenstons:

horny has become less of a mood for me and more of a personality trait

(via s0tc)

2 days ago
20,383 notes

140point48:

 ”I just thought maybe you were the one I’d been waiting for all this time.” 

(via s0tc)

20 hours ago
72 notes

petyourguitarist asked: Answer the question lol!

Chick dissed your dog. It’s only due justice when you diss her face.

21 hours ago
1 note

She called my dog ugly…

petyourguitarist:

I then called her ugly.

Was that too much?

21 hours ago
7 notes

desmoan:

altair can use his eagle vision to see his targets but can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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1 day ago
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