Ask me shit

Hi, I'm Jose,
I'm 22 years old.
Be friendly you shits.

myramylove:

I don’t think I can do any of these.

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1 day ago
220,946 notes

loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

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3 days ago
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downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

(Source: theacheofmodernism, via mogatrat)

3 days ago
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amoying:

looking out for your significant other like

image

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3 days ago
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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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6 days ago
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vvinterqueen:

zachafalse:

mothergothell:

recoveringheroinaddict:

People who understand you have a busy life and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)

People who understand you’re a lazy ass piece of shit and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)

People who understand you have a terrible tendency to get distracted and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)

People who patiently wait for replies (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

(Source: recoveringheroinaddic-t, via eliazbeth)

6 days ago
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todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

(Source: vinebox, via thegrottomotto)

3 days ago
148,859 notes

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3 days ago
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ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

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6 days ago
68,656 notes

crying-to-the-ocean:

theseoverusedwords:

"Why Your Depressed Lover Keeps Saying Sorry" 
-Valentina Thompson (Stay Art Gallery, 01/31/2014)

I hope my sadness doesn’t replace my name on your Caller ID,
I hope that you remember that this isn’t me—”

I could watch this a thousand times

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6 days ago
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