me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
(via mogatrat)
“That’s why I did it, honey. I just couldn’t watch you suffer. No… That’s not true… You also said that you didn’t want to die. The truth is… I hated you. I wanted you out of the way. I wanted my life back…”
(Source: rachniqueen)
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
(via asmurfcalledlauren)
horny has become less of a mood for me and more of a personality trait
(via s0tc)
”I just thought maybe you were the one I’d been waiting for all this time.”
(via s0tc)
petyourguitarist asked: Answer the question lol!
Chick dissed your dog. It’s only due justice when you diss her face.
altair can use his eagle vision to see his targets but can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
(via faroresmemory)